This is sweet and funny.
I come from a long line of meat eaters. I like meat appetizers served before my meat entree with meat sides. It is how I was raised. I do not plan on changing my carnivorous habits.
One night after returning home from work. My wife said, ” Your daughter has something she wants to tell you.”
My reply, ” I need a DNA test to prove anything. Why is it when she does something wrong, she’s my daughter?”
“Just listen to her.”
I sigh. And await my onslaught of impending doom administered by my 13 year old step daughter.
“Step dad…..I have decided that I am a vegetarian.”
“Umm….You don’t even like vegetables.”
“I like carrots……”
“So, you’ve decided you’re a carrotitarian? That’s nice. Tell Bugs I said hello.”
” I’m serious. All of this senseless killing of poor defenseless animals for us to eat is dumb. I’m an vegetarian.”
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